I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
This is an authentic instructional video, circa 1997, for the primitive form of proto-sexting that we used to call "cybersex." This valuable artifact full of arcane knowledge recently resurfaced through the Found Footage Festival, by way of a thrift store VHS bin in Minnesota. You just lost your cyber-virginity in the back of a Ford Taurus wagon on the information superhighway! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair.